I put the two shirts in the little black plastic bag that the man from the deli around the corner who wouldn’t talk to me put the bread that I bought from him into and then I set the bag next to the hamper. I was considering cutting my toenails into that bag.
Oh yeah, I could probably masturbate to that, huh? I say, remembering the Dancing Bear video I reblogged to my tumblr. But the video turns into thirty videos as I click through to Felatio where on screen a short haired woman is trying to repent, grabbing the dick and shoving it down her throat like she is trying to puke up the problem.