It’s nice keeping up appearances, but you’ve got to keep your mind sharp at all times. I will smoke your weed if you just let me. Young Muslim Turkish taxi driver. Katy Perry’s pants being pulled down by the water-slide like it’s me coming from behind, grappling up her clothes into her.

I could have sworn that there was blood on the twenty that she gave me. Blame it all on Urban Outfitters. Comforters from two years ago that ripped after one night.

I still don’t have a 2016 calendar. I’m stuck looking back on 2015.

For your cunt.


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