I am racist and sexist.

My wife shaved my dog’s ass. She has hairy legs. I don’t know what is going on with this world! She was my meal ticket and now she wants freedom. I just sort of assume as much.

The writer keeping the place tidy, doing more than the chef often acknowledges.

It’s amazing how badly my dog does in fact need his teeth brushed. Sometimes it’s all about timing, and learning to respect time as a serious skill.

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